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Post by DGM Soft Kitty on Sept 9, 2015 8:34:20 GMT -5
USS SENTINEL NCC-93014 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 92908.36
[Log Begins]
Well this is...um...Me... again computer... HI!!!
Well it was a tough thing but good thing that Madame President Captain had to do, she is pretty mean to the Bad Guys and that is a very good thing. Bad Guys need to be beat up before they try to beat up some people who can not even fight on their own! Like old ladies and cute puppies and kitties and very sweet and innocent Cows!!!
Beating up bad guys means we get to take punches too... And this ship gets punched...a lot and though it is a good thing, it also means The Nice Lady Pirate Of The Engines and her band of buccaneers and lady buccaneers have a lot of work to do to fix our nice ship!
And like a pirate.... She can get cranky and grumpy (but she is really nice still)
I don't think that all these things needing fixing is gonna make her happy
Principal Brand has not had an easy time of things lately ... Um I mean he tries hard and he means well we just have to be patient with him...I think he just needs more of my help and leadership!!!
I told that to my friend Chief Tommy and it made him chuckle and smile... Which he does not do a lot of but other things seem to keep Chief Tommy busy these days..
He enjoys his work I like him. I always have ... He likes candy apples!!
I am sure of it now we have at least one rodeo clown on board the ship ... Maybe even two ... I do not like them you can never trust them
They are mean to all of those innocent sweet trusting cows .... Anyways I am guarding a few of my friends in security ... Little Miss Tran broke her foot...
And The Really Nice Doctor Lady seems very mad at her old friend from school Miss Over Unger ... I do not know why but The Really Nice Doctor Lady is really smart so maybe there us a reason to be mad at Miss Over Unger...maybe she does not like corn bread any more... I know that would make me mad!! I LOVE CORN BREAD!!!!!
Maybe she thinks Miss Over Unger associates with Rodeo Clowns ....
Or a maybe worse....a mime...eww!
Anyways I am to guard and protect .... She ... The one I am here to keep safe is not in here.... The place where The Really Nice Doctor Lady lives... So I can help keep out the bad shadows and the rodeo clowns....and keep those in the place where The Really Nice Doctor Lady lives ...safe and sound while the others figure out who good and who needs a major time out!!!
So I can keep folks safe because the bad shadows and those stupid and mean rodeo clowns do not like me.... They never have...
I like cheeseburgers !!! So I think tonight I will have fish and chips!!
Because that is what That Wicked Step Mother would never expect!!!
Like a bear on a tricycle!!!
I gotta go now!!
Bye computer!!! Play nice.....bye!
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[Log Ends]
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Post by DGM Soft Kitty on Sept 17, 2015 22:35:31 GMT -5
USS SENTINEL NCC-93014 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 92928.48
[Log Begins]
Well this is...um...Me... again computer... HI!!!
-whispers- it's me Endel...we talk a lot ... I talk you just listen... Which is nice... You never interrupt!
Oh yes ... It was a rodeo clown ... The worst kind ... The kind that works with the bad shadows and the Evil Step Mother who wants to be a Evil Queen...
-whispers- but all she is ... Is a wicked witch..
Well the rodeo clown is sleeping after we shot him a lot (I liked shooting him! ) and the Nice Doctor Lady made sure he sleeps a long time... Which is good because he talks too much for a rodeo clown ...I mean he never offers cookies and my god his shoes don't even squeak when he walks...
-whispers- his nose isn't even red !
Well the Nice Lady Pirate Of The Engines took command While Madame President Captain and Mister Commander Abs are sleeping in the the Nice Doctor Lady's House ... She has a lot of sleepovers recently!
Well with the Nice Lady Pirate Of The Engines in Command I guess this makes us a pirate ship now!!!
I need timbers to be shivered a parrot a nice eye patch and then we must find booty!!!!
I think we will be fine now as we fix the ship and then make the heralds and lizard guys and the Iconian Overones walk the plank!!!
Okay!! Bye computer!!! Play nice.....bye
Oh yes I want pancakes!!! ....
[Log Ends]
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Post by DGM Soft Kitty on Sept 23, 2015 1:17:38 GMT -5
USS SENTINEL NCC-93014 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 92943.56
[Log Begins]
Well this is...um...Yeah...you know -sad sigh-
This was not a good day on the Sentinel. People just do not want to listen when they are told what they are doing is stupid! Or what they are yelling about to one another is stupid!! And how stupid it is to ignore a big white floaty ball that even though it is on your side fighting the mean shadow puppet the floaty ball forgot to ring our doorbell and ask if it can borrow a cup of epic battle!
-yells to the ceiling- Tonight was a night filled with stupid people!!
The .... I am sad and do not want to talk to you right now computer
.....oh. ! ....
[Log Ends]
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Post by DGM Soft Kitty on Sept 28, 2015 13:22:38 GMT -5
USS SENTINEL NCC-93014 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 92956.13
[Log Begins]
Hello again mister computer!!! It is me...me! Oh you know me
Stop acting like you do not know me'
Oh yes I have to tell you stuff I have learned!!!
So here we go ...
Hitting patients in the face with a metal bed pan is bad -soft quiet whisper- even if they move when they are not supposed to ...
The Nice Doctor Lady does not like it..for it keeps Principal Brand longer in her doctor office....and she might run out of lollipops ...
Hitting people in face with a metal bed pan for scaring you with a loud surprise sneeze is bad too ..
Also replicating a metal bed pan when The Nice Doctor Lady has plenty of safe plastic ones is ...bad too
And I should not do that any more...
Other than that we had a good day so far ... We found bombs and spying stuff and The Nice Doctor Lady and Fluffy Science Kitty got to be friends with glowing goo!!!!!
Oh yes The Nice Lady Pirate Of The Engines and her band of buccaneers fixed the ship and we are off to find our booty and make some folks walk the plank!!!!
That will be fun ... And then we can all eat some frosted carrot cake!! It is okay to have... You can't taste the carrots!!!
I must go see if we even have carrots!!
-leaves the computer log timing until it powers down and ends the log entry-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Dec 18, 2015 18:14:59 GMT -5
USS SENTINEL NCC-93014 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93159.87
[Log Begins]
Hello again NEW mister computer!!!
It is me...me! Oh you know me...I guess you and my old computer are friends!
Oh yes I have to tell you all of the new stuff I have seen!!!
Even met some new people! ...
Well our home got blown up! and that made a lot of our friends...well gone..just gone now...there was a lot of fighting BUT we won!
I guess...but it is never good to lose so many friends...but I met new ones on a new ship that swooped in to save us
We were saved by a big PILL! Well..that is what they call the new ship! The USS Pilgrim! I guess they eat a lot of turkey on that ship...which is good because I like turkey!
Sadly they do not war the full uniform with the big black hats...but oh well!
It is still a very nice ship...much bigger than our old home! It is cleaner too...so clean I do not think they do a lot of fighting in the war...everyone seemed so clean and happy! It was like going to work in an office! They were all very nice to all of us...but they were all so very clean!
I met a zombie who is also a Bajoran from Engineering...I do not think his Gods like him very much...because when he died..they threw him back for not being big enough. So know there is a very nice Bajoran Zombie who works in their engine room with their nice Orion Lady who is nothing like a pirate!
The Nice Green lady was very happy to see the Zombie! I think she likes Zombies! But she is very friendly and nice!
The ship's captain is a robot like our nice pirate lady from engineering...but we did not see her much. I think she had a lot of Robot Captain things to do.
The Pilgrim's first officer seems to be just like Mr ABsada...in fact I think they are brothers from another mother...I will call him Absada two!
They have a mean Klingon lady who acts and sounds a lot like Mr RyanAdryan...she is grumpy too and she does not like a lot of questions.
She does not like Grant either...and wow..she can pick him up and move him! ....right before she tossed him aside.
I met a man named PrissyPratt...Mr PrissyPratt doesn't seem to have a lot of answers even though he tries his best to answer a lot of questions. I like him!
It also seems that they have a flyboy like us...but I did not get to meet him, I do not think he is as social as Mr Jon.
Anyways...I have to go now mr new computer....we are going on a Mime Hunt...
-leaves the computer log timing until it powers down and ends the log entry-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Dec 21, 2015 22:56:31 GMT -5
USS SENTINEL NCC-93014 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93168.67
[Log Begins]
Hello again NEW mister computer!!!
It is me...me! Oh you know what I think we did this already...Yes I think that we did!
So yes...it is me..and you are you! I am so glad that, that is finally settled and worked out...
Well we went on a mime hunt and caught a rodeo clown!
Well I choked him a lot....he had a hard time breathing...happens when you choke them really hard.
See he hurt the nice CenturyLady...and all she wanted to do was you know...make him pay for his crimes, which is the right thing to do. If you do a crime you get punished...I think clowns forget this.
So Mr RyanAdryan aimed to blow his head off and the Really Nice Pirate Lady from Engineering took over crushing his throat a lot after she asked me to walk the plank and I did and then I helped the CenturyLady and got her to sick bay...
I really thought Mr RyanAdryan and the Really Nice Pirate Lady were going to shoot the rodeo clown in the head and then send him down to Davey Jone's Footlocker to buy sneakers...but they just gave him to Mr Morgue....yeah know to feel shame for being a bad rodeo clown.
I hope his cellmate is a very cow looking for a boy friend...cows need special friends too...especially in a cell....it gets lonely...
Anyways turns out the bad clown hurt my best friend Temple and Miss Siss as well as the CenturyLady....maybe he should be buying sneakers...but I do not think the Blue Lady who looked after me once would approve...
Oh yes and the Nice Doctor Lady went and cured Mr Absada of being all human...which means he has new powers...and stuff...which is good I guess...Mr Absada never seem to think he was just a normal guy anyways and now he can be special...
Wow the Nice Doctor Lady can cure anything...
Oh Yes! and it seems my second best friend Alt likes Kitties!
-low whisper- Though Mr RyanAdryan doesn't know what Kitties are!....officers...wow
SO if we work hard...every threat we find means Alt gets his kitties!
SO I MUST GO AND GET MY SECOND BEST FRIEND LOTS OF KITTIES!!!!
-low whispered voice- ...that will make him happy...WAIT!
YES! I almost forgot! Mister Sinus of the Adag....Adag....of another ship has suggested a way for me to use all of my winnings instead of putting them into lots of bags!
I am going to gets some friends and we will replicate LOTS OF TOYS!
and on the night before..Friday...I am going to give out toys to .... ALL ..of those lonely and Sad children aboard the station while they sleep!
and then when they wake up....they will have toys to make them SMILE!
-low whisper- and I don't even expect cookies....but cookies would be nice...
So then as Alt sleeps I will get him kitties in a bag!!!!
A BAG OF KITTIES FOR MY SECOND BEST FRIEND!!!!
- Turns and runs away from his desk leaving the computer log running until it powers down and ends the log entry-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Dec 28, 2015 5:35:42 GMT -5
USS SENTINEL NCC-93014 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93184.59
[Log Begins]
they never let her go...
she is back again and I am going to have to hurt someone
some one I like...
they never let her go and she is back...
I miss Dizzy...
I will not let them hurt her...or her...or her...
so I am going to have hurt someone I like...
why wont the old wizard cast a spell?
why wont they see the wicked one always wins
I do not think they are smart...but they fight on...so I will stand with my friends
I like my friends a lot and I am sad to always see her win...
I do not like the mimes any more...I used to like them..but now they are mean
the old wizard never seems to cast his spell...and she always wins...
just because he once let her go...
if he had not let her go...none of this would've happened
but now they never let her go..and she is back
and I will have to hurt someone...
I was helped once to protect her and to do so I am going to have to hurt someone
we captured a rodeo clown which is good...but the mimes got away
and I think the used car salesman is here...he never ever fully goes away
I do not like him...he is a bad person
I think to fight back I am going to have to become a PIRATE!
Which is a good place to start because I happen to know a nice pirate lady!
and I do know that the wicked adminwitch does not like the nice pirate lady of engineering that much
I must go prepare...ARR! Shiver me booty and fork over yon timbers!!!
-then sighs-....why wont they just let her go....
....they never let her go...and now she is back
- Turns and wanders out of camera range from his desk leaving the computer log running until it powers down and ends the log entry-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Feb 1, 2016 23:34:49 GMT -5
USS Tigershark NCC-92961 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93273.95
[Log Begins]
Hello new old dusty Computer, it is me! I know you know who I am you have been around long enough to ask if it is me and well lo and behold it totally is!
Well we had a strange week....or month or week...wow time got all bendy and weird. I think the others are really mad about it but it is not like this time thing doesn't happen to me all the time!
Anyways the mimes came back...and well no one likes mimes...they were mimes and well you have to hate mimes. Because you know they are mimes! Just by being mimes they made so many people angry and well now it looks like we are going after them and their rodeo clowns!
Because Rodeo Clowns are not much better...-whispers- you can not trust them!
Oh and Mr Absada was a god and got all god like and wrath like, he was like that because the nice doctor lady went ...um...off her meds or something...but in the end she started to take them again and looked after Miss Scrappy a pirate from Engineering...but Mr Absada...
Dizzy Lizzy broke his brain again and now he is just like us again! She walked up and broke his brain and said you be nice again! Now he licks walls! But he cant fly through them anymore...I wonder if we can eat the walls of this new ship!
Is it made of cherry licorice? Because that would be the best starship ever!
Anyways The Nice Pirate Lady of engineering seems to have been given command of the new old ship until we find our lost captain and I think we are going to go beat up the mimes and all the rodeo clowns...
Mr RyanAdryan has us all set...and Top seems happy
I think Grant might too...this ship is such a messy place...he should feel right at home!
OH WOW! I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!!!
- Turns and runs out of camera range from his desk leaving the computer log running until it powers down and ends the log entry-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Feb 9, 2016 17:03:34 GMT -5
USS Tigershark NCC-92961 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93293.86
[Log Begins]
Hello new old dusty Computer, it is me! ...
....again.
Oh Yes! I have to tell all is going well and NO ONE suspects a thing!
I am being very clever! and have even gotten all of the rocks I could find! I put them into little bags and even though I got caught I explained it all every well!
It is hard to tell since this is not what I am good at but there was a lot of talk about whether or not Mister RyanAdryan is good looking. I mean you can see his face he is not ugly to look at or at least does not make me want to throw up when I see him ... like when I can smell Grant's socks...which do not smell nice!
HIS SOCKS SMELL!!
Anways it seems we have all agreed that Mister RyanAdryan is a very handsome man, the ones who think this might surprise you. It seems Top and Sissy and Alt are the ones who agree about this the most! Sissy and Alt talked about it the longest time. I did not even know that Alt liked such things like this to talk about! I had been trying to find out what to talk about with him because he seems to not like to talk a lot. He can even get grumpy about talking a lot, but once Sissy got him talking about how handsome Mister RyanAdryan is and they talked FOREVER! Now that I know he likes this type of subject we can talk a lot now without him getting grumpy!
I wonder who else Sissy and Alt find good looking...I bet we can all talk even more about this when we are bored!
I tried to go over this with Temple...but um....I think he was NOT in the mood to do so. Carol seemed to really want to discuss how attractive Mister RyanAdryan was and other people too and what they should be wearing and stuff! So I told him to talk about these things more with Sissy Top and Alt!
I like to bring people together to talk!
Anyways I am off to find more rocks! Ya know before Mister RyanAdryan makes us do more stuff!
- Turns and runs out of camera range from his desk leaving the computer log running until it powers down and ends the log entry-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Feb 16, 2016 16:10:41 GMT -5
USS Tigershark NCC-92961 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93311.55
[Log Begins]
- Appears from the side of the screen and says in a low conspiratorial like voice -
Yeah...you see, if somebody says they are offering you a lifetime supply of candy and you then look to see there is just one piece...
...do not eat it... for it is probably poison.
and that is not good for you!
THAT IS WHY I PREFER MUFFINS!
-Turns and slinks out of camera range, leaving the computer log running showing Grant splayed out on his sleeping back in a deep sleep. The big man is obnoxiously snoring on his 'trash pile' until the computer powers down and ends the log entry-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Feb 24, 2016 17:34:17 GMT -5
USS Tigershark NCC-92961 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93330.83
[Log Begins] - Appears from the side of the screen and struggles for the longest time to upload something onto the screen. After a fashion a image appears-
-Turns and happily darts out of camera range, leaving the computer log running showing Spot chuffing happily as it devours Grant's 'trash pile' in a growing cloud of hissing gray smoke until the computer powers down and ends the log entry- [Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Mar 16, 2016 9:01:03 GMT -5
USS Tigershark NCC-92961 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93383.52
[Log Begins]
- Appears to be running...the ground is a mist covered black lava deposited rock...-
"Yeaaaaah.....Jon broke the ship.....and NOW I have to go to the bathroom....reallyreallyREALLY bad!"
-Keeps running and the logs powers down showing his boots digging into the surface as he tuns along with his shipmates....-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Apr 8, 2016 11:03:16 GMT -5
Starbase 220 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 2nd Class Mitchel Endel - Security Officer / Task Force Delta Trained
Stardate : 93441.34
[Log Begins]
- Is seated before his log screen with the rest of Delta asleep in their 'barracks', Spot on his lap hissing softly as if he too was asleep -
Hello Mr New Computer! It is me...well you don't know me and as we learn we can not always trust computers! We have to be careful with just how we play games on them...they might play back!
But since I do not know you I am not going to tell you my name until I discover if you are a good computer or a bad one! -then whispers to it- My name is Mitchel...you seem like a really nice computer...so behave yourself...we are kinda good at smashing the really bad ones....so you be nice to me and I will be NICE TO YOU!
-some grumbles at his shout from the semi darkness of the barracks-
Okay we can not wake up the others Mr New Computer...so be quieter...
Okay we beat up all of the Rodeo Clowns...which is a good thing...and the evil witch turned out to be her video game av...um..ava...her character took over her life...so she is in the hospital and Miss Lizzy is sad...but she is no longer mean...so in the end..that is what matters!
So like Miss Lizzy is going to go talk to people who now want to put her into jail...Spot says we can keep the team...he likes all of them...he thinks Grant makes the best snacks ever! Which is good because I think Spot is very happy here! He and I are like best friend brothers from another mother...well mostly because my mother was not a rock...and his is the queen rock...he is happy so I am happy...
-another whisper- and now Spot wants a pet! I think that is awesome! a pet always makes a home more of a home!
and our home is gonna need to be happier....Mr Abs is not happy...he is all sad that he is not doing better...I guess he wants to be awarded for being all powerful and almost controlling the universe...but I am not sure Starfleet has a rank for that...so looks like they are keeping him with us until maybe they make that rank for him!!!
Mr RyanAdryan is still grumpy...they tried to give him cookies but he was all like...I DO NOT LIKE COOKIES! SO TAKE THEM BACK! and he got all more grouchy and did not want Starfleet cookies! I mean who doesn't like cookies?? I did not even know Starfleet made cookies! HOW DO YOU SAY NO TO COOKIES??!!
-Endel dodges a boot thrown at him by Sissia from her bunk and Temple can be heard to call out 'Endel for fuck's sake...SHUT THE FUCK UP!-
The Nice doctor lady seems so sad lately...I want to give her a big hug. And the Pirate Lady from Engineering is sad too...I think she just wants our home to be nice when people come to bring us more cookies...which explains why she and Mr RyanAdrayn do not get along...She must not understand why he doesn't like cookies...
-Sighs sadly- I think there is something wrong with Mr RyanAdryan...he seems nice and friendly but he isn't very...there...like there is something wrong in his head...I will have to try and help him more. I can tell he needs me and Spot!
Well it is time for bedtime, which often follows Logtime...good night Mr New Computer...and no trying to be evil when we are not looking or sleeping...
because we just might find you out and then have to mash you!
GOOD NIGHT DELTA!!!
-the screen goes dark as a chorus of nasty comments are hurled at him along with objects throw at him by his teammates...one hits the screen and it goes dark....-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on May 3, 2017 11:30:20 GMT -5
Starbase 220 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 1st Class Mitchel Endel - Designated Marksman / Delta Operations
Stardate : 94422.02
[Log Begins]
- Is seated before his log screen with the rest of Delta asleep in their 'barracks', Spot on his lap hissing softly as if he too was asleep -
Hello THERE Mr Computer! It is me...well you might not remember me because i certainly did not remember you and i used to talk like this!
Anyways it has been a very strange night and soooome people were not being so smart ....I mean how DUMB CAN YOU BE?
-some grumbles at his shout from the semi darkness of the barracks-
Okay we can not wake up the others Mr Computer...so be quieter...some of them have headaches from eating too much of Alton;s cake....and from being punched by a big boxing glove!
Okay i had a bad night because my two best friends died....spot who ate to much cake....and Alton who killed himself...
-another whisper- do not be too upset Mr Computer they both got better....but Spot sure is sleepy tonight,..being dead takes a lot out of you...i should know!
Alton is apparently in trouble for trying to kill himself and Carol and that horrible doctor are in trouble because they do not know how to bake a cake the right way....
I mean how hard is it to bake a cake? First off al ...Ms Stingingray prolly would have preferd muffins....becuase you know
MUFFINS FIX EVERYTHING!
-Endel dodges a boot thrown at him by someone and Temple can be heard to call out 'Endel for fuck's sake...SHUT THE FUCK UP!-
Mr RyanAdryan is still grumpy...I do not think he is happy with how they made the cake either...and i am unsure he likes Mr Jon trying to hug Ms Decia all of the time again. I guess Miss Alice is not a good hugger..because when Mr Angelboy needs a hug he is always going to Ms Decia...oooooor maybe Miss Deci gives really good hugs!
Anyways some of my friends are going away for bad cake making and that means..i need to be more careful with my muffins....
Food Critics are TOUGH on this ship!
At least Spot is alive once more! And we both hope Miss Stingingray gets better soon...i think her batteries got drained because she ended up in sockbay and her ponyperson is not to happy with Alt since he came back from the dead.
Well it is time for bedtime, which often follows Logtime...good night Mr Computer...and no trying to be evil when we are not looking or sleeping...I mean or Sery and Ponyperson will get you!
GOOD NIGHT DELTA!!!
-the screen goes dark as a chorus of nasty comments are hurled at him along with objects throw at him by his teammates...one hits the screen and it goes dark....-
[Log Ends]
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Post by PO1 Mitchel Endel on Nov 9, 2017 4:49:36 GMT -5
USS SENTINEL NCC-93014 Personal Log Database
Petty Officer 1st Class Mitchel Endel - Designated Marksman / Delta Operations
Stardate : 94897.07
[Log Begins]
- Is seated before his log screen with the rest of Delta asleep in their 'barracks', Spot on his lap hissing softly as if he too was asleep -
Why! Hello THERE Mr Computer! It is me...well you might not remember me because i certainly did not remember that you and i used to talk like this!
Anyways it has been a very long time since we spoke....to be honest i forgot where i put you! We have had many strange and weird nights since we last talked and soooome people were not being so smart ....I mean how DUMB CAN YOU BE?
APPARENTLY PRETTY STUPID!! -some grumbles at his shout from the semi darkness of the barracks-
Okay we can not wake up the others Mr Computer...so be quieter will you please??...
It would seem we lost Mister RyanAdryan...I do not think Miss Decia remembers where she last put him....but i think he will turn up ... things do not stay lost forever!
But misplacing one of your officers...is not a very smart thing to do....OH!
AltEndel is back....she seems to have remembered she last put him in the cage as a gun bunny rabbit...and now he is back with us and is doing stupid things too...
He tends to look at Grants sister a lot...and i mean alot...she is pretty annnnd like very friendly to everyone she meets so perhaps that is why...but the Ponyperson lady does not like this very much and keeps telling him not to look...
But he keeps looking anyways and that is not very smart...I guess he really likes the way she eats her twizzlers...but it is not very smart...
Mr Slick went and picked up a new toy for the holidays and I do not think he read the instructions on how to use it....he does not know to point the new gun at the enemy....i mean why even have a gun f you do not point it at the bad guys...that is why we have bad guys...so you can point your weapons at them...and shoot at them a lot...
Well all Mister Slick did was shoot the nice doctor lady....and since he did not shoot the bad guys...the bad guys went and stabbed him a lot in the tummy...
They say he is the ship's intelligence officer...but he is not very smart...so perhaps they are teasing me when they tell me what his job is...
I mean should you not be intelligent if you are an intelligence officer...maybe intelligence means something other than what i think it means...
Well we are back at the Citadel Place...and everyone is getting rest so we can go back out.
We are supposed to get some new people...maybe they will not be so dumb or easy to misplace...
Wont that be fun Spot!!!...NEW FRIENDS!
Well it is time for bedtime, which often follows Dinnertime and Pantstime...So! Good night Mr Computer...
GOOD NIGHT DELTA!!!
-the screen goes dark as a chorus of nasty comments are hurled at him along with objects throw at him by his teammates...one stray boot from Grant hits the screen and it goes dark....-
[Log Ends]
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