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Post by Lieutenant Victor Springfield on Aug 17, 2016 9:45:54 GMT -5
This one is kind of old but it's such a classic. Read it until the end -- I guarantee it will be one of the best things you've ever laid your eyes on. It's the story of a group of tacticool mall ninjas who watch over you while you buy shoes; they are the only thing standing between you and a splinter cell of RPG-toting Chechen rebels. lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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Post by Lt Cmdr Billie Jo Spencer MD on Aug 17, 2016 9:52:41 GMT -5
Is this for reals?
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Post by Lieutenant Victor Springfield on Aug 17, 2016 9:56:51 GMT -5
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Post by Lt Cmdr Aria Xalot on Aug 17, 2016 10:18:13 GMT -5
Gecko45 a legend among gun forums the most humerous troll in the history of said forums.
For example the special weapons part is lost on you if you don't know about the Company and its CEO. Basically the guy made shitty guns then when people complained about them not working on forums his response was that they were full of shit and probably too poor to afford one of his guns. Then when his company couldn't make sales because of said bad reputation he just changed its name. In the course of a few years the names I remember; Special Weapons, Hesse, Vulcan, Cohaire, Bobcat. So claiming his was better than the real deal which wasn't being imported anymore adds to the crazy.
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Post by Ensign Sebetharen Adryan on Aug 17, 2016 13:00:32 GMT -5
...What the hell is this nonsense?
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Post by Lt Cmdr Billie Jo Spencer MD on Aug 17, 2016 17:02:52 GMT -5
This sh!^ is why I never go to the mall anymore.
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