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Post by Cmdr Marcus Blaine on Sept 18, 2017 9:57:53 GMT -5
OOC Note: This is a thread for all the rumours and information circulating around after the events of this last weekend's RP. Feel free to add your own; they do not, by any means, have to actually be true, but if it's something that can be legitimately looked up and confirmed by a nosey or observant character then please leave a note or asterisk.
•Packs of angry Klingon women were said to be roaming the beach holodeck party beating up Trill women.
•A Trill Starfleet officer killed a female Klingon warrior. Or a female Klingon warrior killed a Trill Starfleet officer. It really depends on the species of the person you heard it from.
•On the Tremar Vastaram, Li and Jill logged an extraordinarily high number of overlapping holodeck hours.*
•Security footage shows Sereya Eren entering the holodeck, then several minutes later appearing to enter again. Some time after that she exited by herself, but about an hour later she left again with a Bajoran woman in tow. Must have been some kind of glitch.*
•People are speaking in horror about one of the pizza toppings offered on the beach; strawberry. It's currently being debated whether or not this was meant as a joke, or whether or not this is more of an abomination to pizza than pineapple.
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Post by Kossuth on Sept 18, 2017 13:39:12 GMT -5
* On Citadel Station, Victor Springfield was observed having a long, one-sided conversation with an anti-grav globe light.*
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Post by Lieutenant jg Serris Zital on Sept 18, 2017 13:41:25 GMT -5
• After running off with a keg from the Adagio crew's celebration, Serris Zital was found snuggling with it in his quarters aboard the Tremar Vastaram by a very confused android.
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Post by Lt Cmdr Billie Jo Spencer MD on Sept 18, 2017 14:06:10 GMT -5
* There was this ship wide message from USS Sentinel security: Found in corridors outside transporter room, one red bikini, a pair of red board shorts shorts, and a blue and white tropical style shirt. If they are yours you can stop by the security office to retrieve them and review the security logs. #Beach #Nakedtime.
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Post by Lt Cmdr Lonah Demorrie on Sept 18, 2017 23:27:12 GMT -5
Rumors that three ship worth of Deltas co op the beach similation after the party to crush their enemies, drive them before them to the lamination of their women. The war was led by a klingon wlman astride a giant war targ.
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Post by Cmdr Marcus Blaine on Sept 19, 2017 8:56:57 GMT -5
•Some are starting to claim that the party has caused the bar at Citadel station to run out of non-synthesised alcohol completely.
•Rumour has it that a holographic Tupac Shakur was created to give a concert at the beach. However some speculate that it wasn't a hologram at all, and that it must have been a temporal anomaly which made the 20th century rapper appear to fake his death and be carried through time and space to the station.
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Post by Lt Cmdr Sinez Kodor on Sept 19, 2017 12:16:02 GMT -5
- A trill and klingon took on a Delta Platoon and came out victorious.
- A trill and klingon took on a Delta Platoon and then spent the remainder of the evening in a sickbay.
- The brig is swamped with fellow beachgoers for public indecency, there were not enough rooms, or everyone was just impatient.
- #Beach passed Coachella in the rankings.
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Post by DGM Soft Kitty on Sept 19, 2017 15:24:31 GMT -5
- A Small Holographic Pony deleted herself out of pure shock over something that she saw or heard during the party.
- A Gorn declared itself to be a cookie monster and went on a rampage to find cookies to nom on.
- Sentinel Deltas, Grant Smith and Alton Bale declared their love for one another finally and are now dating.
- Endel stole everybody's clothes during a skinny dipping event and set fire to a forest.
- For a really 'Good Time' Call 'Candy' And Val Stingray on the Sentinel.
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Post by Lt Cmdr Aria Xalot on Sept 19, 2017 22:22:57 GMT -5
* Graffiti painted on the side of the bar prominently of a limbo stick half buried in the sand with two x's for eyes and a smile with a tongue hanging out the corner, next to caricatures of all the women who were disqualified via their cleavage knocking the stick down. Hastily scribbled over it, "RIP Limbo stick. Died happy, birth unknown, death by heart attack 2421." caricatures of Aria, Eren, and Candy are readily recognizable. The handywork seems oddly reminiscent of Steven's from Pilgrim's Delta shifts infamous PT shirt art.
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Post by Lt Cmdr Aria Xalot on Sept 20, 2017 0:39:56 GMT -5
- Rumor has it Aria and Li got into a fight on the beach that resulted in Aria running off crying through the citadel back to her ship still barefoot, and dressed in beach attire. The reason for the argument varies from person to person. Some say Li presented her with divorce papers, others say he asked her for a threesome with Jill, others say he told her he was cheating on her and Jill was carrying his child, other versions have the other woman being one of a long list of possibilities from the protector, adagio, the sentinel, or even Valkriss. Some say it wasn't even a fight Aria just got hot sauce in her eye while eating an overstuffed burrito and over reacted. What actually happened? Only time will tell. Until then it poses an interesting bit of gossip to play telephone with fleet wide.
- Perhaps related another piece of graffiti of the same art style mysteriously appeared on some rocks flanking the beach. It looks to be by the same artist but sloppier as though a few drinks were involved. It is simply a bajoran in a anime style angry screaming emotion look, and a green blur heading away with little water droplets hanging in the air behind the blur.
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Post by Lt Cmdr Lonah Demorrie on Sept 20, 2017 7:27:42 GMT -5
- A betzoid woman took one sip of her first beer, and promptly died.
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Post by Lt Cmdr Therese Xylvarenn on Sept 20, 2017 16:07:44 GMT -5
Rummor has it that citadel command ha recived requests of a permanent "Winged Turtle-hussars'' unit to be formed for cermonial duties.
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